There were two women ahead who were playing really slowly. Eventually my golfing partner lost his patience and told me to go and ask them to let us play through. As I wandered up to them, I immediately recognised my wife and my mistress.
I went back to my friend and said I couldn't possibly go and talk to my wife and mistress, he'd have to go. He soon came back and said, it's a small world isn't it?
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