Warning... These are Racist Jokes....

How do you keep a black man from jumping on your bed?
-Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why don't black people dream anymore?
-Because the last one that did got shot.

How do you keep five black men from raping a white woman?
-Give them a basketball.

What do you call black ladies' abortions?
-Crimestoppers

What do you say if you see your tv floating in the middle of the night?
-"Drop it nigga!"

Whats wrong with four Mexicans dying in an Impala?
-An Impala can hold five.

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