WANTED: Good man, about 90 years old, half blind, deaf in one ear, bad leg, no teeth, good with a gun..

I love spending...

its unfortunate i have to do it from a bush with binoculars

How did the blind...

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

An oil magnate joke

In the early 1900s, there was a wealthy oil magnate who owned several...

A man is about to...

A man is about to get married, and his friends want to take him to a strip...

It may very well...

It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test...

Today my grandpa...

Well he's never been more wrong. I consider myself a master baiter.

When Mathematicians

"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as...

Ode To A Mammogram

For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever...

My friend didn't...

So I farted in his wallet.

A man goes to a...

The librarian says "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."