So I walked up to some girls on the beach and asked, "Hey ladies, want to hear a joke about my dick?
*Slight pause*
"Never mind it's too long."
One girl chuckled and quickly responded, "Want to hear a joke about my pussy?"
"Sure!"
"Never mind. You'll never get it"
I was getting ready to walk away when I asked, "Want to hear another joke about your pussy? Never mind it stinks!"
** By the way, I saw this in the comments section of a Youtube video. **
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