I paid a visit to an old friend who bought a farm on the edge of town.

He was very busy on the farm but said he had to run to town to pick up supplies and I should come along and we could catch up. The town was small enough that it had only one traffic light that we were approaching as the light was red. But my buddy just sped right through at about 50 mph without even looking. I yelled, “Didn’t you see the red light?” and he said “It’s no big deal, my brother does it all the time”. I was a little shaken but had gotten over it by the time we loaded up the supplies and headed out. What a relief it was when I saw the light was green as we approached on the way back to the farm. Suddenly my friend jumped on the brakes in front of the green light nearly throwing me through the windshield. “Sorry ‘bout that”, he exclaimed, “My brother might have been passing through”.

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