Did you hear about little Jimmy? He is four years old.
He was bugging his mother so she said, "Jimmy, why don't you go
across the street and watch the builders work? Maybe you'll
learn something."
Jimmy was gone about 2 hours. When he came home, his mother
asked him what he learned.
Jimmy replied, "Well first you put the God damn door up. Then
the son-of-a-bitch doesn't fit, now you have to take the cock
sucker back down. Then you have to take a cunt hair off each
side and put the mother fucker back up."
Jimmy's mother said, "You wait till your dad gets home!"
When Jimmy's dad got home, mom told him to ask Jimmy what he
learned across the street. Jimmy told him the whole story.
Dad said, "Jimmy, you go outside and get a switch!"
Jimmy replied, "Fuck you, that's the electrician's job!"
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