I was walking home from the bar. It was a rather cold night and I wanted to get home as quickly as possible so I decided to take a shortcut through the graveyard. That's when I first heard it following me. I picked up the pace, but so did my pursuer. I turned around and saw that it was a coffin that was following me. I started running but the coffin was relentless! I finally made it home. I rushed to the door and unlocked it. I took a quick glance behind me and sure enough the coffin was still there! I quickly got inside and locked the door! A few moments later I could hear the coffin banging on my door! I ran upstairs. The coffin broke through the door. It began stumbling up the stairs. I needed to think and act quickly. I went into my room. I began throwing all sorts of things at it. Nothing worked until I threw a cough drop at it and then the coffin stopped!
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