Son: "Dad, what are condoms?" Dad: "Son, condoms are for fucking pussies."
Son: (*I won't wear condoms and be a badass then*) "I got my girlfriend pregnant!!"
Dad: "Why didn't you wear a condom???!"
Son: "You said they're for pussies though?!"
Dad: "Exactly...." ( ._.)
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