Voodoo Penis


A man was going to go on vacation,and in order to make sure that his wife didn't have sex with anybody else, he went to buy her a present. He walked into a small store on the corner, and told the owner his situation.
The owner felt that he had a solution, and pulled out a small box. Inside the box was a dildo.The man said" So what

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