One day Vladimir Putin met Bashar al-Assad. The conversation turned to America.
Assad: Hey Vlad, what's the difference between America and a carton of yogurt?
Putin: I don't know, what?
Assad: If you leave a carton of yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture.
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