Schroeder says, “I’m going to name your penis ‘Russia’.” Putin asks, “Why?” Schroeder replies, “Because your penis is the biggest in the world.” Putin falls silent for a moment, then grins and retorts, “I’m going to name your ass ‘Germany’.” Schroeder asks, “Why?” Putin chuckles, grabs a handful of lube, and explains, “So Russia can split it in half once again.”
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