So an american decides he want to visit ireland to see where his ancestors came from. He goes to visit dublin but he gets tired of it rather quickly because he wants to see the rural ireland so he grabs a map and goes to the smallest town he can find. When he arrives he is blown away by the beautiful architecture in this small town. He grabs the first man he sees and asks hom who built all this.
The man says well I did. My names O'Henry, see all those beautiful windmills? I built them all with my own hands. You'd think they would call me O'Henry the windmill crafter but no. You see all those wells? I dug those up with my own two hands. You'd think they would call me O'Henry the well digger but no. You see all these beautiful homes? I built all those as well! You'd think they would call me O'Henry the home maker but no. But you fuck one goat!?
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