There were two best friends ever. One was very religious, the other one not so. One day they got into a car accident and both of them died. The religious one went to heaven and his best friend went to hell.Months passed by, then the one in heaven began to miss his best friend, so he asked God if he could go visit his friend in hell. God said yes, but you can only go for three days and If you are a second late you can't get back in. He says okay and grabbed whatever he needed for three days and went to visit his friend in hell.A month later while partying all day and night, he knocked on the heaven's door, God opened the door and told him that he couldn't get back into heaven because had broken the rule, he said that's okay, I just came to get the rest of my stuff.
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