A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him.
God replied, "A million years to me is just like a single second to you."
The young man asked God what a million dollars was to him.
God replied, "A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to
you."
Then the young man got his courage up and asked, "God, could I have one
of your pennies?"
God smiled and replied, "Certainly, just a second."
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