Vietnamese Tortures

So this soldier is in Vietnam, during the war. He lost his troop, so he's currently wandering around, trying to find a place to stay overnight since it's getting dark. Finally, he finds a large 2 story house all by itself.

This man walks up to the door and knocks, and a middle aged Vietnamese man answers the door. The soldier tells the man his issue, how he's lost and needs a place to stay the night. So the man let's him in under one condition. "You can stay the night and eat dinner with us, but if you even lay a finger on my daughter, there will be great consequences."

The soldier agrees to this, and when he sits down for dinner, he sees the daughter come down the stairs and she's more beautiful than any woman he'd ever seen, and after being away in the military for so long...

So that night, in his room as he's imagining this girl, he hears a knock at his door. When he checks, it's the beautiful daughter. Next thing he knows, and one thing led to another, and after sex she went back to her own room and the soldier gladly slept the rest of the night.

However, when he woke up, there was a large rock sitting on his chest. On the rock it read, "Vietnamese Torture: 50 pound rock on chest." Thinking about how lame this "consequence" was, the soldier walks over to the window and tosses the rock out. As soon as he drops the rock, he sees a sign just out his window... "Vietnamese Torture #2: Rock tied to left testicle." After a brief moment of dire fear, the man jumps out the window after the rock! (He's a quick thinker).

However, after he jumps out he sees another sign on the ground outside: "Vietnamese Torture #3: Right testicle tied to bedpost"