Deep in the field, there are troops who haven’t seen civilization for over a month, and haven’t had the chance to shave or bathe, or even change their clothes. One day, the lieutenant comes up to the troop and says “Ah, got some good news for you and some bad news.”
“First, the good news. Ah, I’ve arranged for everyone to have a change of underwear.”
Cheers rang out through the crowd; everyone was understandably excited about the news.
“Now, the bad news.” He said, after everyone had settled down a bit. “Private Smith, you change with Private Brown. Private Jones, you change with Private Bennet…”
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