"Husband forgot to wish his Wife on her birthday. He came home late at night from the office ..... His wife said: How would u feel if u dont see me for next few days? He couldnt believe his luck. He replied at once.'' Wowww.....That would be great..!'' Monday passed & he didn't see her. ???? Tuesday he didnt see her???? & wednesday passed too . ???? On Thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye... ????????
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