One day a woman found Aladdin’s lamp, she rubbed it and Genie jumped out and asked her for a wish
- I wish my husband loved me like nothing else, I wish he looked at me as first thing in the morning, I wish he spent all his time with me, I wish he touched me a lot and was always by my side
And Genie turned the woman into a smartphone
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