Who got the job?

This came from a movie.

3 prostitutes are looking for a job and they all wind up at this strip bar, Rooster'N'Nuts. The manager says to the 3 girls, "sorry I only have 1 position open." To settle this impasse, the manager reasons, "O.K., who ever wants the job will have to answer this moral dilemma: You find a $20 bill on the ground of the bar, what do you do with it?"

The first girl responds: "Well that's easy, I would pocket it."

The second girl scoffs and replies: "I would go from bar patron to bar patron, trying to determine who dropped the $20. I would know when they're lying," she declared.

The third girl stood in silence, and after a long pause, she quietly replies, "I would put my foot on it, and look around. If I saw someone try to claim the $20 within 20 minutes, I would let them have it. Otherwise, I would have the right to claim the money."

Who got the job?

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The one with the biggest tits.

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