This is a translation/version of a joke from a Swedish movie. I take no credit in its creation.
A Swedish family of four is on vacation in the Austrian alps. The mother is in a gift-shop when her daughter bursts in.
>- Mom! Mom! Dad's in the hospital with a broken arm, a cracked rib and a broken nose!
>- What!? Did he hurt himself while skiing again?
>- No ... He got into an argument with a German who cut in line to the ski lift.
>- What happened?
>- Well, at first, he called the German "Liftwaffe". And then he said he couldn't believe anyone would be that cocky after losing two world wars.
>- Wait a minute ... Did dad really say all that in German?
>- No ... I translated it for him!
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