Three missionaries are wandering the rain forest when they are surrounded by cannibals. Naturally, they are taken hostage. They are placed in liquid that they presume is soup. Suddenly, one missionary starts giggling uncontrollably. Appalled, the opposite missionary asks how he can be laughing given their current situation. He says that he just weed in the soup. Ba doom tiss and that is the tale of piss. Don't dis like my sis.
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