So Earth's getting ready to go on a date with this new, hot comet called XHB88. She's looking in the mirror, and screams when she sees shit burning and exploding. "Holy shit, what's this?! MOM!!!"
Venus comes and takes a look, all hot and unstable... "Well, I don't know what this is young lady, but it sure isn't going to heal itself! Go ask your father what to do."
Earth comes to Mars... Mars is all red and pissed off.
-"Dad, take a look at this and tell me what it is."
"WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, YOU DUMB LITTLE BITCH! YOU GOT'S CIVILIZATION."
-"Is...Is that something....fatal?"
"HELL TO THE GODDAMN YES IT IS. DID YOU GET POUNDED BY THEM BLACK CARBON ASTEROIDS?"
Earth quakes a bit.
"YOU DID, DIDN'T YOU, YOU LITTLE HUSSY! NOW LOOK WHAT THAT SHIT GAVE YOU"
Earth starts to cry and all of a sudden, humans start spreading.
All other planets get infected.
The asteroid XHB88 comes over and sees all this and says: "Wellp, it's good to be in the old neighborhood again."
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