“Hi God!”
“Hi Adam. What’s up?”
“Well I was thinking… Not that I want to sound ungrateful but I wonder why I have so many teeth and only one penis.”
God is quite speechless.
“Would you mind switching that? Give me 32 penises and only one tooth?”
“Eating food is going to be difficult. You realize that?” God answers
“Oh I don’t mind! Pretty pleeeeeeeease?”
“Whatever. Have it your way…” and God grants Adam his wish.
“Wow firty two penifes! Fis is great! Fank you God! I’m gonna show fem to Efe!”
“Hey! Just a minute! I’m not picking those two crates of balls!”
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