One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather.
One Sunday, very early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual but, it was cold and raining, so he decided to return back to his house.
He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife. "What terrible weather today honey," he said to her.
"Yes, and my idiot husband went fishing!"
Submitted by sai1ram
Edited by Calamjo, Curtis and Tantilazing
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