Understanding Your Paycheck:


Gross pay: $
1222.02


Income Tax
244.40 Outgo Tax
45.21 State Tax
61.10 Interstate Tax
5.89 County Tax
6.11 City Tax
12.22 Rual Tax
4.44 Back Tax
1.11 Front Tax
1.16 Side tax
1.61 Up Tax
2.22 Down Tax
1.11 Knickknack Tax
1.98 Hackensack Tax
3.93 Thumbtax
0.98 Carpet Tax
0.69 Snack Tax
8.32 Surtax
3.46 Ma'am Tax
3.46 Parking Fee
5.00 No Parking Fee
10.00 F.I.C.A.
81.88 T.G.I.F
9.95 Life Ins.
5.85 Health Ins.
16.23 Disability Ins.
2.50 Ability Ins.
0.25 Liability Ins.
3.41 Dental Ins.
4.50 Mental Ins.
4.33 Fundamental Ins.
0.11 Coffee
6.85 Coffee Cups
66.51 Calendar Rental
3.06 Floor Rental
16.85 Chair Rental
4.32 Desk Rental
4.32 Union Dues
5.85 Union Don'ts
3.77 Cash Advances
0.69 Cash Retreats
121.35 Overtime
1.26 Undertime
54.83 Eastern Time
9.00 Central Time
8.00 Mountain Time
7.00 Pacific Time
6.00 Daylight Savings Time.
4.44 Time Out
12.21 Oxygen
10.22 Water
16.54 Electricity
38.23 Heat
51.42 Air Conditioning
46.83 Misc.
169.24 Total Take Home Pay = $
0000.02


This is where the expression "just my 2 cents" came from.

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