A bus, filled with 30 ugly people, is driving through the mountains when suddenly a land slide hits and throws the bus off the side of the mountain killing everyone. When the 30 ugly people arrived in heaven, god came up to them and said "Since you guys had to live your life being so ugly and died in a terrible accident, I will grant you all one wish". So god went up to the first guy and asked what his wish was. He thought about it for a bit and decided that since he lived his whole life ugly as fuck, he wanted to be beautiful in heaven. So he wished to be beautiful. Everyone suddenly thinks this is a great idea and decided to wish the same, but for some reason they hear the last guy in line laughing. They ignore him and continue wishing to be beautiful. God is now half way through the line when the last guy is laughing so hysterically he fell on the floor and started rolling. Everyone simply ignored him and kept wishing. When god finally came to the last guy he said "I noticed you laughing so hard the whole time, what's so funny? What is your wish?" With a huge grin on his face, the last guy said "Now make them all ugly again"
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