>I prefer to keep it as a surprise, like flashing a stack of 100 dollar bills in my wallet. One minute we're talking about her jet ski vacation she got that awesome tan on, then BAM! Dick on the table. Before she can react, zipper it back up and pretend like nothing happened.
>Repeat 3 times before the date's over, and you can drown a toddler in those panties.
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