Newlyweds have kitchen sex: sex in the kitchen, on the floor, on the table, etc..
After a while, it becomes bedroom sex, grabbing a quickie when the kids are asleep.
Later it becomes hallway sex, where you pass each other in the hallway and say "Fuck you".
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