They were three and five years old, and had just decided that they wanted to say a swear word for the first time that morning. The older brother hatched out a plan, "When we walk downstairs, I'll say the word 'hell' in a sentence, and you say the word 'ass'." Once the giggling and excitement waned, they descended to the kitchen, where their mother was about to prepare breakfast.
"What would you like for breakfast, sweetheart?" she asked the elder brother.
"Aw hell, mom, I think I'll have some Cheerios."
THWACK "What did you say?!?" she slapped him so hard he fell to the ground, crying hysterically. "Go to your room, young man, you'll get no breakfast!"
Still enraged, she turned toward the three year-old, "And what will YOU have for breakfast??"
"I don't know, mom, but you bet your sweet ass it won't be Cheerios!"
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