Two women visit a pond on an old man's property. They figure he won't mind if they use his pond and decide to go skinny dipping. Meanwhile, the old man is headed to the pond with a bucket to pick apples from a tree near the pond. When he reaches the pond he notices clothes on the dock, walks over and picks them up. He then notices the two girls who cover themselves and yell to him. "We're not getting out until you leave, you creeper!". He chuckles to himself and motions to the bucket, "I'm not here to spy on anyone. I'm just here to feed the gators." That day, the old man proved he was still sharp.
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