They tie them up and the Shaman shows them two glass orbs and says: "You are in deep trouble my friends. Only way you are getting out of this is if you show me something with these orbs that I haven't seen my whole life. You have seven days to practice." Seven days go by and Shaman visits the Russian's tent. He sees him flying above the carpet, orbs levitating around him. Shaman says: "I have been able to do that ever since I was a little kid. Eat him." He then visits the American. He is sitting on the floor, whistling the nation's anthem while the orbs follow the rythm and jump up and down. Shaman just says: "My little nephew can do this with his eyes closed. Eat him." He enters the Czech's tent and leaves almost immediately, mumbling: "Oh I have never seen that in my life. That retard lost one and broke the other."
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