Two women at lunch are arguing over who is the biggest slut.
To prove her point, the first woman calls the waiter over, and starts kissing him, groping him, and putting his hands on her.
The second woman is unimpressed. She gets on her knees, unzips his pants, and starts sucking his cock. She keeps going until he blows a huge load in her mouth, after which she gets up, wipes her mouth, and sits back down.
The first woman is shocked. "How did you know he didn't have a girlfriend?" she asked.
The second woman smiled. "Don't worry, my brother hasn't had a girlfriend in years!"
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