Two women are walking down the street when the first woman leans over to the other and says, "isn't that your husband walking out of the florist." The second women looked over and said, "yes damn it, that means i'm going to have to put my legs in the air for three days." The first looks over to the second and say, "why don't you just buy a vase?"
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