Both are in their mid-30's with a lot in common. They introduce themselves as Carol and Jill and quickly become good friends. After some time, Jill finally asks the big question. "So how did you end up here?"
Carol takes some time before she answers. "Well, I had been married for five years and my husband started to act strange over the past month. I find out that he was cheating on me and since he worked at home, I decided to catch him in the act by coming home early. I get there and I can smell a perfume that is not mine going up the stairs to our bedroom and see him in bed in nothing but his underwear. I open the closet, the bathroom, and I searched everywhere while cussing him out when I felt a sharp pain in my arm and died from a stroke."
Jill takes in all that Carol has said and says " If you would have checked the garage freezer first, he would be here instead of us."
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