Two prostitutes Crystal and Amy are looking for perfume so they head to Macy's and ask the nice classy woman behind the counter for help, knowing that the two women are ladies of the night she shows them a cheap bottle to which the two girls decline then the nice woman shows them a bottle called "come to me" which she thinks would attract more business for them, crystal picks it up gives it a sniff and shoves it under Amy's nose and asks "does this smell like cum 2 u"?
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