"my bicycle was stolen from outside the church"
"have you thought about the police?
"I don't think the police would do a thing like that.. I'm joking, it was probably one of the churchgoers"
"I have an idea. In your next sermon, read out the ten commandments. when you get to, 'thou shalt not steal', have a quick look into the audience. Anyone with a red face is likely to be your thief."
A couple days later they bump into each other again.
The second asks, "did my plan work? Did you find the thief"
"actually it did, I was reading through the ten commandments and when I got to, 'thou shalt not commit adultery', I remembered where I'd left it".
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