Two stoned guys in a club with loud music:
First guy: "What time is it?"
Second guy: "Whaat?"
First guy: "Whaaat tiiimee iss ittt?"
Second guy: "Whaaaat?"
*This time the first guy shouts out loud and articulates well*
"WHAAT TIMEEE ISSS ITTTT???"
Second guy: "Ohhhh"
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