We arrive at the local Elks Club, sit next to a few of his friends and he orders us a round. After taking a swig of that first beer he proclaims " boys there's nothing better than cold beer and tight pussy!" To which they all agree. He then turns, points at me and says " Then Fat Head here came along and ruined one of those for me!".
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