Two Scotsmen are drinking in a pub...

...discussing insurance.

"Aye," says Jock, "I had a friend who killed himself for the insurance money."

"How much did he get?" asks Donald, interested.

"Nothin'," slurs Jock, "it was only Third Party."

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