And they came across a pile of brownish muck.
"Look like dogshit?" asks Commander Igor.
"Ya! Look like dogshit!" answers Ivan.
"Smell it!" commands Igor. Ivan gets down and takes a whiff.
"Smell like dogshit?" asks Igor.
"Ya! Smells like dogshit!"
"Taste it!" growls Igor.
"Huh?" protests Ivan.
"**Taste it!**" yells Igor.
Ivan takes a bit on his finger, puts it in his mouth with a scowl, and spits.
Igor asks "Taste like dogshit?"
"Ya! Tastes like dogshit!"
"Oh!" says Igor. "Must be dogshit!"
"Ya!" agrees Ivan. "Must be dogshit"
Igor says "Good thing we didn't step in it!"
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