A man is asked by the love of his life to go on a few errands for the upcoming wedding.
First of all, he needs to go pick up a wedding suit. So he goes into the nearest tailor to pick up a suit. Unfortunately for him, he finds a long line and decides to get the next item on his list.
Next he needs to get a large amount of table placers for all of the guests. So he enters the next shop and finds the table placers he likes, but once again finds a long queue and decides to come back to this shop later on.
Lastly, he goes to get some balloons. He finds a shop to get some balloons. He looks around for a short time and finds some "Congratulations!" balloons and decides to purchase those. Just as he's about to get to the queue, he realises it's once again a really long line.
Tired, frustrated, and now quite thirsty, he gives up and heads to the bar for a drink. Deciding he wants to get some punch, he looks towards the punch table and lo' and behold, there was no punchline!
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