Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered. The older looking one asks the other, What's your secret? Listening to other people's problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made an old man of me. The younger looking one replies, Who listens?
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