Suddenly, the boat springs a leak and is going under. Priest 1 says to the other, "Abandon Ship!:
To which he gets a reply, "What about the boy?"
Priest 1 responds in great haste, "Fuck the boy!"
Priest 2 thinks for a second and says, "You think we got time?"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.