A piece of rope walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender tells the piece of rope that the bar does not "serve their kind". The piece of rope walks out the bar and ties itself into a knot then walks back into the bar to the same bartender.
"Aren't you that piece of rope?" asked the bartender.
"Nope!" Answers the rope.
And the piece of rope hits the bartender on the back of the head with the knot, killing the bartender. The piece of rope then douses itself with gasoline and lights itself on fire and burns the bar down, along with everyone in it.
The End.
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