Two pilots with white canes are on their way to their passenger plane's cockpit. They tap here and there with the stick and enter the cockpit. One of the passengers , a business man , notices and exclaims , " Hey , are those two pilots blind?!" . This arises panic between the passengers. Soon afterwards , the pilot announces " The plane is ready to take off , please fasten your seatbelts." About 2 minutes later , the plane accelerates and prepares to take off. The passengers shout " This plane is gonna drown , after the runway ends , there's nothing but a vast sea ahead!" . Just moments before the runway ends , the passengers shout in unison , but they notice that the plane is actually airborne and managed to succeed in taking off. Meanwhile , in the cockpit , the first pilot says to the other , " One of these days , they aren't gonna shout and we're all gonna die.."
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