Two pieces of rope are trying to get into a bar. One rope turns to the other rope and says, "It's no use, the bartender hates ropes. He won't serve us."
The other rope decides to try to go into the bar anyways.
The piece of rope goes into the bar, orders a drink, and tries to look nonchalant. The bartender looks at him and says angrily, "You're a damn piece of rope, aren't you?! Get out of my bar right now!"
The rope runs out of the bar. The piece of rope tries it again but with the same results. Finally, the piece of rope has an idea. He shakes himself and then proceeds to tie himself. The piece of rope then enters the bar.
As the bartender is about to give a drink to the piece of rope, the bartender pauses for a second and asks, "Wait, are you a piece of rope?"
The piece of rope looks around and says, "Who me? I'm a frayed knot."
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