...before it happened. They told him they had a disturbing intelligence report, but he waved them off:
"Heck, I been flunking them IQ tests since I was a kid, and it ain't stopped me yet!"
(Aaaand that's my attempt at an original political joke, a decade too late...unless it's still too soon?
Here's a bonus one that's a modification of an already well-known joke:)
Fallen on hard times since his release from prison after doing his time for war crimes, George W. Bush turns to porn to make ends meet.
The producer tells him for his first video, he'll be screwing two Brazilian shemales. Dubya protests:
"Heck, I said I might could do a threesome, but I never said nothin' about a whole gang bang! Where'd you even find that many trannies?"
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