This is my first time posting here I hope I make you smile :D

So I grew up in a extremely Christian household and my mother told me that if I ever had sex while I lived in her house she would kick me out.


After weighing up my options I can to the conclusion that I would rather have a place to sleep than a place to rest my head.

Maybe I could have worded it better :/

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