Two Pakistani gentlemen boarded a shuttle out of London for Lisbon. One sat in the window seat the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Indian got on and took the aisle seat next to the Pakistanis. He kicked off his shoes wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Pakistani in the window seat said "I think I'll go up and get a Coke." (Shuttle flights do not have cabin attendants but you probably knew that.) "No problem," said the Indian. "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone the Pakistani picked up the Indian's shoe and spat in it. The Indian brought back the coke when the other Pakistani said, "That looks good. Think I'll have one too." Again the Indian obligingly goes to fetch it and while he is gone, the Pakistani picks up the other shoe and spits in it.
The Indian returns with the coke and they all sit back and enjoy the short flight. When the plane was landing, the Indian slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
How long must this go on? he asked. This enmity between our peoples ...this hatred...your spitting in my shoes and me pissing in your Coke? "
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