They meet in the park to talk and gossip almost every day, right next to them is a road leading to the house of a prominent politician who is often away for weeks on end attending important meetings.
One of the things the two men likes to gossip about is the fact that while the politician is away on his trips there seems to be a constant stream of different men driving up to the house to visit the wife, this day is no different as they spot at-least three different cars arriving and leaving the estate. The two men call it a day and decide to meet up again at the same place in a couple of days.
The next time they reach the park there is chaos and commotion at the politicians estate with police and ambulance on the scene, they ask what has happened and finds out that the politician had arrived home earlier then expected, found his wife with another man and shot them both dead on the spot.
After the older men had made their way to their regular spot one of them burst out and says:
*-This is the worst possible thing that could have happened*
*-No I don't think so*
*-What, did you not hear? he killed them both!*
*-Yeah I heard*
*-So what could possibly be worse then that turn of events?*
*-Well.... If he had come home yesterday I would have been dead!*
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